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outrunmyself:

awwww-cute:

This is how we told Facebook we were expecting

That’s adorable.

outrunmyself:

awwww-cute:

This is how we told Facebook we were expecting

That’s adorable.

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

darkanachronism:

hipsterinatardis:

wolkenteiler:

Actual Advice Mallard.

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

Or those of us who are allergic to bananas.

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

YES YES ALL THE YES

marauduhs:

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve and chivalry

Set Gryfffindors apart

dont-touch-my-cassbutt:

this cat’s prettier than i am

being the bigger person sucks ass

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

13 Hypnotizing “How It’s Made” GIFs That I Cannot. Stop. Watching.

subwoofless:

worths:

ok thanks

Me in math class

subwoofless:

worths:

ok thanks

Me in math class

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

563,029 plays

n0tasecondt0waste:

illseeyoulaterthen:

ddingus:

SOOOOO PERFECT

This is me

I will ALWAYS reblog this

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

200 things

200: My crush's name is: Joseph Marie (okay thats not actually his middle name, but that's my nickname for him)
199: I was born in: a hospital
198: I am really: loud
197: My cellphone company is: verizon
196: My eye color is: hazel
195: My shoe size is: i don't know anymore. lets go with 9
194: My ring size is: 8?
193: My height is:5'3"
192: I am allergic to: dust, pollen, stupidity
191: My 1st car was: Chevy Cobalt
190: My 1st job was: Hallmark
189: Last book you read: The Fault in Our Stars
188: My bed is: at home: wonderful. here: creaky and hard
187: My pet: is dead. Had a cat when I was in high school
186: My best friend: I have a few: Rachel, Ashley, Joseph
185: My favorite shampoo is: Redken curly line.
184: Xbox or ps3: Nintendo 64
183: Piggy banks are: ADORBS
182: In my pockets: usually bumpouts/breaksheets from work, my cell phone
181: On my calendar: the day I go home
180: Marriage is: wonderful, but I'm not ready yet
179: Spongebob can: do anything with the power of imaaaginaaaation
178: My mom: is protective and sometimes overbearing, but i love her
177: The last three songs I bought were? Where is your Heart At, We Are Here to Change the World, and Come On Eileen
176: Last YouTube video watched: how to open a wine bottle
175: How many cousins do you have? 10
174: Do you have any siblings? Nope
173: Are your parents divorced? No
172: Are you taller than your mom? HAHAH no
171: Do you play an instrument? Clarinet
170: What did you do yesterday? Worked, went to Magic Kingdom
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: Yes
168: Luck: Yes
167: Fate: Yes
166: Yourself: Depends
165: Aliens: Maybe?
164: Heaven: Depends
163: Hell: Depends
162: God: Depends (I often question these)
161: Horoscopes: yes, scarily accurate
160: Soul mates: yes
159: Ghosts: depends
158: Gay Marriage: DUH
157: War: eh
156: Orbs: what
155: Magic: yuuus
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses <3
153: Drunk or High: neither, but if i had to I guess drunk
152: Phone or Online: phone
151: Red heads or Black haired: redheads
150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
149: Hot or cold: cold
148: Summer or winter: winter
147: Autumn or Spring: autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
145: Night or Day: night
144: Oranges or Apples: apples
143: Curly or Straight hair: curly
142: McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate
140: Mac or PC: i don't really have a preference
139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor?
137: Coke or Pepsi: Dr. Pepper
136: Hillary or Obama: Hillary
135: Burried or cremated: I don't know
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing
133: Coach or Chanel: Coach
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: The hell? Neither
131: Small town or Big city: Big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler?
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Pedi!
127: East Coast or West Coast: East
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas
125: Chocolate or Flowers: I've never gotten flowers from a date before, I'd like to get those
124: Disney or Six Flags: Is that even a question
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War: I don't like it, I get very anxious and worried because I know people who are soldiers so
121: George Bush: I feel like I was too young to form an opinion on him, I cared more about what I was doing rather than what was going on
120: Gay Marriage: It shouldn't even be something we should have to think about, everyone should have the right. the end.
119: The presidential election: I'm no good at politics
118: Abortion: I may not do it personally, but I believe everyone should have the right to do whatever they want with their bodies and I certainly don't have the right to tell them what to do.
117: MySpace: That's still a thing?
116: Reality TV: I love me some housewives, but otherwise I'm not a fan
115: Parents: Mine are very overbearing/overprotective, and I love them, but they have to realize I'm growing up. Although Disney has helped with that.
114: Back stabbers: I can't stand them
113: Ebay: I got 2 good things on there, so I'm happy
112: Facebook: I use it to keep in touch with friends back home and poke my boyfriend. thats about it
111: Work: I work very hard a lot and I wish I got to relax more. Hell, I wish EVERYONE got to relax more.
110: My Neighbors: I have a nice older man at home as a neighbor, here I have fucking elephants that live upstairs
109: Gas Prices: Too high
108: Designer Clothes: Nice, too pricey. and too small. i have a fat ass.
107: College: Too expensive, and now you can't get a good job without a degree
106: Sports: I like baseball and hockey. the end
105: My family: I love them, but they're all nuts (I say that lovingly)
104: The future: I'm scared.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: probably a few days ago
102: Last time you ate: a few hours ago
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: February :( My boyfriend and I went out for Valentine's Day when I came home
100: Cried in front of someone: a few weeks ago
99: Went to a movie theater: last tuesday
98: Took a vacation: Does this Disney College Program count as one?
97: Swam in a pool: Not even an hour ago
96: Changed a diaper: I don't think I've ever done that
95: Got my nails done: a few weeks ago
94: Went to a wedding: September
93: Broke a bone: Never (knock on wood)
92: Got a peircing: When I was 5
91: Broke the law:idk?
90: Texted: like 30 minutes ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: My boyfriend
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: having a room to myself. I miss it now lol
87: The last movie I saw: Captain America 2
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: GOING HOME
85: The thing im not looking forward to: I don't know honestly
84: People call me: Sam?
83: The most difficult thing to do is: try and lose weight
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope
81: My zodiac sign is: virgo
80: The first person i talked to today was: my boyfriend as per usual. either him or my roommates
79: First time you had a crush: probably when i was 5
78: The one person who i can't hide things from: mom, boyfriend
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: why does everyone think it's weird that I'm going swimming?
76: Right now I am talking to: myself :)
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i have no clue
74: I have/will get a job: i hope
73: Tomorrow: sleep and work
72: Today: get sick, sleep, watch movies, relax in pool at night to cool off
71: Next Summer: get a job
70: Next Weekend: work
69: I have these pets: i dont?
68: The worst sound in the world: crying
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: it's not really a person so much as just i cry from situations
66: People that make you happy: boyfriend, friends, parents
65: Last time I cried: i don't know, probably about joe or something a few weeks ago
64: My friends are: awesome
63: My computer is: big
62: My School: I'm not in a school anymore O_O
61: My Car: is fabulous
60: I lose all respect for people who: are condescending and make themselves seem better than you OR diminish your problems
59: The movie I cried at was: pretty much any disney movie
58: Your hair color is: natural
57: TV shows you watch: Doctor Who, Golden Girls, Once Upon A Time
56: Favorite web site: tumblr
55: Your dream vacation: disney world with my boyfriend
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when i had my appendicitis
53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium/medium rare
52: My room is: messy
51: My favorite celebrity is: hugh jackman
50: Where would you like to be: home
49: Do you want children: eventually
48: Ever been in love: i dont know
47: Who's your best friend: joe, rach, ash
46: More guy friends or girl friends: depends. here, girls. home, i think guys, actually
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: working out
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: joe :(
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: i wish
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally, yes
41: Have you pre-named your children: yes but my cousin named her son Logan so that name's out now :(
40: Last person I got mad at: Joe xD
39: I would like to move to: New York City or a nice suburban village
38: I wish I was a professional: singer
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: Gummy Bears
36: Vehicle: Jeeps
35: President: Lincoln
34: State visited: Hawaii
33: Cellphone provider: what? uh verizon I guess?
32: Athlete: Derek Jeter
31: Actor: Tom Hanks
30: Actress: Meryl Streep
29: Singer: Diana Damrau
28: Band: Queen
27: Clothing store: Macys
26: Grocery store: WEGMANS or Stew Leonards
25: TV show: Doctor Who/OUAT
24: Movie: The Wizard of Oz/ The Birdcage
23: Website: tumblr
22: Animal: cats
21: Theme park: Hollywood Studios at WDW
20: Holiday: Thanksgiving
19: Sport to watch: Hockey
18: Sport to play: Field Hockey
17: Magazine: Cosmo
16: Book: It's hard to say... I love reading but I never really have a favorite... but I'd probably say 13 Reasons Why just because I constantly recommend it to people. Otherwise, Harry Potter :)
15: Day of the week: at home? Sunday. Here? idk.
14: Beach: I don't know beach names
13: Concert attended: Backstreet Boys last summer
12: Thing to cook: OMG chicken and Baked Ziti
11: Food: Right now I'm obsessed with lo mein and penne alla vodka
10: Restaurant: Zan's. Kosher Deli back home
9: Radio station: don't care
8: Yankee candle scent: b;ack coconut
7: Perfume: I like Forever Midnight from BBW
6: Flower: Tiger Lily
5: Color: Green/purple/yellow
4: Talk show host: Jimmy Fallon
3: Comedian: Tina Fey
2: Dog breed: Dalmatian
1: did you answer all these truthfully ? yuuus
  #truths    #me