A Dream is a Wish...
This is how we told Facebook we were expecting
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
Actual Advice Mallard.
Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.
Or those of us who are allergic to bananas.
Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
YES YES ALL THE YES
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryfffindors apart
this cat’s prettier than i am
being the bigger person sucks ass
Me in math class
LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
This is me
I will ALWAYS reblog this
A true warrior.
I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible
I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone
My crush's name is: Joseph Marie (okay thats not actually his middle name, but that's my nickname for him)
I was born in: a hospital
My cellphone company is: verizon
My eye color is: hazel
My shoe size is: i don't know anymore. lets go with 9
I am allergic to: dust, pollen, stupidity
My 1st car was: Chevy Cobalt
My 1st job was: Hallmark
Last book you read: The Fault in Our Stars
My bed is: at home: wonderful. here: creaky and hard
My pet: is dead. Had a cat when I was in high school
My best friend: I have a few: Rachel, Ashley, Joseph
My favorite shampoo is: Redken curly line.
Xbox or ps3: Nintendo 64
Piggy banks are: ADORBS
In my pockets: usually bumpouts/breaksheets from work, my cell phone
On my calendar: the day I go home
Marriage is: wonderful, but I'm not ready yet
Spongebob can: do anything with the power of imaaaginaaaation
My mom: is protective and sometimes overbearing, but i love her
The last three songs I bought were? Where is your Heart At, We Are Here to Change the World, and Come On Eileen
Last YouTube video watched: how to open a wine bottle
How many cousins do you have? 10
Do you have any siblings? Nope
Are your parents divorced? No
Are you taller than your mom? HAHAH no
Do you play an instrument? Clarinet
What did you do yesterday? Worked, went to Magic Kingdom
Love at first sight: Yes
God: Depends (I often question these)
Horoscopes: yes, scarily accurate
Hugs or Kisses: kisses <3
Drunk or High: neither, but if i had to I guess drunk
Phone or Online: phone
Red heads or Black haired: redheads
Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
Summer or winter: winter
Autumn or Spring: autumn
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Oranges or Apples: apples
Curly or Straight hair: curly
McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate
Mac or PC: i don't really have a preference
Flip flops or high heals: flip flops
Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor?
Coke or Pepsi: Dr. Pepper
Hillary or Obama: Hillary
Burried or cremated: I don't know
Singing or Dancing: Singing
Coach or Chanel: Coach
Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: The hell? Neither
Small town or Big city: Big city
Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET
Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler?
Manicure or Pedicure: Pedi!
East Coast or West Coast: East
Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas
Chocolate or Flowers: I've never gotten flowers from a date before, I'd like to get those
Disney or Six Flags: Is that even a question
Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees
[ Here's What I Think About ]
War: I don't like it, I get very anxious and worried because I know people who are soldiers so
George Bush: I feel like I was too young to form an opinion on him, I cared more about what I was doing rather than what was going on
Gay Marriage: It shouldn't even be something we should have to think about, everyone should have the right. the end.
The presidential election: I'm no good at politics
Abortion: I may not do it personally, but I believe everyone should have the right to do whatever they want with their bodies and I certainly don't have the right to tell them what to do.
MySpace: That's still a thing?
Reality TV: I love me some housewives, but otherwise I'm not a fan
Parents: Mine are very overbearing/overprotective, and I love them, but they have to realize I'm growing up. Although Disney has helped with that.
Back stabbers: I can't stand them
Ebay: I got 2 good things on there, so I'm happy
Facebook: I use it to keep in touch with friends back home and poke my boyfriend. thats about it
Work: I work very hard a lot and I wish I got to relax more. Hell, I wish EVERYONE got to relax more.
My Neighbors: I have a nice older man at home as a neighbor, here I have fucking elephants that live upstairs
Gas Prices: Too high
Designer Clothes: Nice, too pricey. and too small. i have a fat ass.
College: Too expensive, and now you can't get a good job without a degree
Sports: I like baseball and hockey. the end
My family: I love them, but they're all nuts (I say that lovingly)
The future: I'm scared.
Hugged someone: probably a few days ago
Last time you ate: a few hours ago
Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: February :( My boyfriend and I went out for Valentine's Day when I came home
Cried in front of someone: a few weeks ago
Went to a movie theater: last tuesday
Took a vacation: Does this Disney College Program count as one?
Swam in a pool: Not even an hour ago
Changed a diaper: I don't think I've ever done that
Got my nails done: a few weeks ago
Went to a wedding: September
Broke a bone: Never (knock on wood)
Got a peircing: When I was 5
Texted: like 30 minutes ago
Who makes you laugh the most: My boyfriend
Something I will really miss when I leave home is: having a room to myself. I miss it now lol
The last movie I saw: Captain America 2
The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: GOING HOME
The thing im not looking forward to: I don't know honestly
The most difficult thing to do is: try and lose weight
I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope
My zodiac sign is: virgo
The first person i talked to today was: my boyfriend as per usual. either him or my roommates
First time you had a crush: probably when i was 5
The one person who i can't hide things from: mom, boyfriend
Last time someone said something you were thinking: why does everyone think it's weird that I'm going swimming?
Right now I am talking to: myself :)
What are you going to do when you grow up: i have no clue
I have/will get a job: i hope
Tomorrow: sleep and work
Today: get sick, sleep, watch movies, relax in pool at night to cool off
Next Summer: get a job
I have these pets: i dont?
The worst sound in the world: crying
The person that makes me cry the most is: it's not really a person so much as just i cry from situations
People that make you happy: boyfriend, friends, parents
Last time I cried: i don't know, probably about joe or something a few weeks ago
My friends are: awesome
My School: I'm not in a school anymore O_O
I lose all respect for people who: are condescending and make themselves seem better than you OR diminish your problems
The movie I cried at was: pretty much any disney movie
Your hair color is: natural
TV shows you watch: Doctor Who, Golden Girls, Once Upon A Time
Favorite web site: tumblr
Your dream vacation: disney world with my boyfriend
The worst pain I was ever in was: when i had my appendicitis
How do you like your steak cooked: medium/medium rare
My favorite celebrity is: hugh jackman
Where would you like to be: home
Do you want children: eventually
Ever been in love: i dont know
Who's your best friend: joe, rach, ash
More guy friends or girl friends: depends. here, girls. home, i think guys, actually
One thing that makes you feel great is: working out
One person that you wish you could see right now: joe :(
Do you have a 5 year plan: i wish
Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally, yes
Have you pre-named your children: yes but my cousin named her son Logan so that name's out now :(
Last person I got mad at: Joe xD
I would like to move to: New York City or a nice suburban village
I wish I was a professional: singer
State visited: Hawaii
Cellphone provider: what? uh verizon I guess?
Actress: Meryl Streep
Clothing store: Macys
Grocery store: WEGMANS or Stew Leonards
TV show: Doctor Who/OUAT
Movie: The Wizard of Oz/ The Birdcage
Theme park: Hollywood Studios at WDW
Sport to watch: Hockey
Sport to play: Field Hockey
Book: It's hard to say... I love reading but I never really have a favorite... but I'd probably say 13 Reasons Why just because I constantly recommend it to people. Otherwise, Harry Potter :)
Day of the week: at home? Sunday. Here? idk.
Beach: I don't know beach names
Concert attended: Backstreet Boys last summer
Thing to cook: OMG chicken and Baked Ziti
Food: Right now I'm obsessed with lo mein and penne alla vodka
Restaurant: Zan's. Kosher Deli back home
Radio station: don't care
Yankee candle scent: b;ack coconut
Perfume: I like Forever Midnight from BBW
Talk show host: Jimmy Fallon
did you answer all these truthfully ? yuuus